Gora Lovers

BPC is type,type,typing away at computer. Phone rings

BPC: Hello?
Caller: Hello, I am calling from XYZ magazine. Yada yada yada. We publish a magazine created exclusively for Western and European people. Yada yada yada. Do you have any Western or European people working in your office so we can deliver them a copy?
BPC thinks: Racist bastard!
BPC says: No. Umm ... Yes. Yes!!
Caller: Great. Can I have his name?
BPC thinks: Sexist bastard!
BPC says: HER name is XYZ.
Caller: Could you spell that?
BPC says: X - Y - Z.
Caller: Last name?
BPC: ABC.
Caller: ABC. Great, XYZ ABC. What is her position?
BPS: She's the Office Manager.
Caller: Good, good. Where is she from?
BPC: Romania.
Caller: Oh (pause) Is there anyone in your office from Britain or Europe?
BPC: (silence) No.

BPC hangs up.

Okay, so Romania is not in Europe. And obviously, neither is Britan, since I was asked if there was anyone from Britain OR Europe?

Wow. I love gora-lovers. They are so endlessly amusing in their anality.