I Am a Swan

I am a mauve swan with green eyes.

I eat pink candyfloss for breakfast, strawberry cheesecake for lunch and blue M&Ms before I go to bed.

When I am happy and I blow soap bubbles and bake brownies. When I am not, I string pearls on a thread - one for each thing that makes me sad.

I wear a diamond ring on my left wing and a tiara on my head. Wherever I go, I leave a tinsel trail.

My name is D'Mimsy Porpington.