Don't Act Retard

Orkut never fails to amuse.

From the profile of one 18-year-old, married Multani girl (LOL):

♥♥Eye Color: Black
♥♥Hair Color: Black
♥♥Right Handed or Left Handed:I hve both hands
♥♥The Shoes You Wore Today: Marie clarie
♥♥Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 25-30 new dresses and 15 shoes and 10 hand bags and 2 buyy 30-35 pairs of earingsssss.
♥♥Your Bedtime: 3pm(noon) till 10 am.
♥♥In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a lott cos I was so sad.
♥♥In the past month have you eaten Poison: nah
♥♥Favourite Eye Color: dont matter (Allah ki dain hai ,by the way of Tom Cruise.)
♥♥Favourite Hair Color: dont matter (Allah ki dain hai ,by the way of Tom Cruise.)
♥♥Do u hve enemies: yupp(my 4 sisters big big big enemies)

Before you scrap...better know how to talk to daddy ...we are here to socialize...so don’t act retard...

LOL.

I love it. I have both hands, I wear Marie Clarie and I would like to ask you to not act retard.

ROFLMAO.