If I were ....

Found this Tag on Khizzy's blog. (LOl, I just typed that 'bog' instead of 'blog'!) and since she tagged EVERYONE, i finally got a tag after SOOOOOO long ...

Here goes:

If I were a time of day, I would be ... a Saturday after-morning … made for lazy cuddles and cuddly lazing.

If I were a non-human animal, I would be ... a kitten. And then I would grow up to be cat like Moonie. Meow!

If I were a direction, I would be ... left (left-liberal actually, very!).

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be ... a sofa bed with a pull-out footrest and arms that can be used as a table. One that comes with a detachable reading lamp too.

If I were a liquid, I would be ... petrol. Smells funky and *c’mon baby* lights your fiiiiire.

If I were a tool, I would be ... a Swiss Army Knife. A hot pink one.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be ... a warm, sunny afternoon.

If I were a mythical creature, I would be ... (I did a quiz for this one) Apparently “Like a unicorn” I am “unique and mostly alone - you remain pure than most. kind, helpful and always on hand to be a friend. you have a captivating beauty which makes you unforgettable and a quality that makes you utterly special

If I were a musical instrument, I would be ... a tuba toothpaste. LOL

If I were a color, I would be ... HOT PINK. What else?!!!!! Or maybe red.

If I were a sound, I would be ... the sound that goes off in your head when you have a great idea :)

If I were a movie, I would be ... okay ... I did a quiz again and it said I’m Moulin Rouge. Screw that! I hate that movie. My answer? Salaam namaste J or Chalte Chalte or Dil Chahta Hai. Yeah, definitely a Hindi movie with its latka jhatkas and melodrama and hopefully SRK *swoon*
If I were a food, I would be ... an authentic chicken shawerma.

If I were a material, I would be ... shiny red patent leather.

If I were a word, I would be ... wanderlust.

If I were a facial expression, I would be ... that lip-chewing moment of comptemplation

If I were a month, I would be... December in Dubai

If I were a day of the week, I would be... Saturday, for sure.

If I were a planet, I would be... Planet Earth. I’m crazy, but at least I can sustain life J

If I were a tree, I would be... I took a quiz AGAIN and I must conclude quizzes hate me. This one said “You Are A Weeping Willow: You are a huge crybaby and nobody likes you. Everyone wishes you would go away and leave them alone.”

ROFLMAO. That sounds like something one of my Anonymous Posters on my Blog would say.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be ... a Standard pruned like a heart. Heh.

If I were a fruit, I would be ... a banana.

If I were an article of clothing, I would be ... a soft pashmina.

If I were a Disney character, I would be ... Captain Jack Sparrow

If I were an online abbreviation, I would be ... ROFLMAO.

If I were a hairstyle, I would be ... a gamine crop

If I were a number, I would be ... a Gogool. (a 1 with 100 zeros after it) I don’t think they’ve named a bigger number.

If I were a kitchen device, I would be ... a slotted wooden spoon. Multipurpose, thrifty, and totally utterly dependable.

I tag Kirna, Hinamommy and Sheza.