She's a SmaaAaaAaaAll Wonder
Some things out there on the net are just to weird.
They are weird enough when you stumble upon them per chance for the first time. But what are the chances of running into a freaking oddity not once, but TWICE!!!
I did just that today.
I was feeling nostalgic and reading up on 80 show Small Wonder when I ran into an article discussing the show as the first mainstream American sitcom featuring a Lesbain lead character (!!!).
Wait, that's not even the wird part. The weird part is this: (a letter left for 'Vicki' on a fansite)
From: "Rizwan Khan" kool_rizz@hotmail.com
To: TiffanyBrissette@fan.net
Subject: To a young girl from PAKISTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2001 14:48:00
Hi Tiffany (V I C I),Everybody loves you and your movie here in KARACHI, PAKISTAN.I wasn't even borned when your play was aired in 1985. But from 1994 whenI was 9 yrs old to this day 2001 when I'm 15 years old I'm watching your moviewhich is telecast on weekdays on 5 pm in PAKISTAN. (Don't think thatPAKISTAN is too behind! We are as able as anyone else!).I have a request. Could the FOX Company make a new version of "Small WonderMellenium." I also want your pictures as a young lady now!
Yours movie's crazy fan,Rizwan KhanURL: http://www.aboutriz.com/
PS. By the way where is Jamie ... oh! sorry! I mean Jerry Supiran.
OHMIGOD!
CoolRiz wasn't even BORNED when Small Wonder was aired. Also, this MOVIE form the mid 80s is aired in Pakistan in 2001, so don't think that Pakistan is "too behind"! ROFLMAO. Just about a quarter of a century.
What takes the cake is this guy's super brainwave: "Small Wonder Millenium".
A closet lesbian child for the new millenium. Wow. I wonder why no one else thought of this before .....
More Vicki fanstuff here: http://members.surfbest.net/smallwonder@surfbest.net/SWonTV/TiffanyFanClub.html
posted by bakpakchik @ 12:54 AM
13 Comments:
I mainly remember that annoying next door neighbour who kept saying, "No no no no no... NO NO!" The show's theme tune is a classic, don't you think?
Is still airing UPTO 2001, did not begin airing then. I believe all over the world reruns of old shows are staple diet for daytime viewers, so nothing all that strange or backward (sic) about that.
I too love the song, btw.
As you wrote something abt my English poetry on my blog and POINT OUT SOME VIVID MISTAKES THAT EVEN A KID COULD POINT OUT. YOU ARE GENIUS.
Could you plz tell me that if Ssomeone write
she dont understand or he dont understand, is that right??
Proper way of writing is SHE DOESNT UNDERSTAND,
but She/he dont understand is acceptible now in every day conversation in ehglish UK and USA,
further we should use SHALL with WE OR THEY but NOW NO BODY USE SHALL ,
we will... IS ACCEPTIBLE AS WELL.
there are countlesss things that i could mention.
IF MY ENGLISH STUFF SUCKS (according to you) THEN UK AND AMERICAN PUBLISHERS SHOULD SHIFT THEIR HEAD OFFICES IN DUBAI WHERE THEY CAN HIRE PERSON LIKE YOU WHO COULD FIND MISTAKES IN my POETRY, CUZ ENGLISH SPEAKING PPL CAN'T POINT OUT THOSE VIVID MISTAKES THAT YOU FOUND IN MY POETRY.
By the i am a published poet , my work has been published in UK and USA in four different anthologies.
1-british isle poets-2006, peterborough, ENGLAND
2- HOrizon, Oxford, England
3- Songs of honour- New York, USA
4- Eternal portraits - USA
Further my songs have won contracts in NASHVILLE, USA and I am working with Nigel in UK on my songs.
SO THEY ARE ALL STUPID PPL WHO WORK ON MY POETRY, YOU NEED TO TELL THEM THAT MY ENGLISH POETRY SUCKS.
Cheers
I dont want to post excrept of the letter that I received from the PARAMOUNT GROUP, NASHVILLE, USA, FOR YOR KIND INFO, PARAMOUNT IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MUSIC PROMOTERS IN THE WORLD, in that letter CHRIS DANIEL(creative director)offered me to work wityh them , according to them my SONG WRITING SKILL SHOULD BE PERSUED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT.
Further got a call from LISA (femal singer who has worked with ROLLING STONES, PETER GABRIEL, THE WHO'S , PINK FLOYD AND COUNTLESS OTHER FAMOUS ARTISTS), she adviced me to come to see her as they are working on a new project.
ALL above mentioned professionals are just fools cuz MY POETRY SUCKS.
Oh please!
Your so-called "ONE OF THE BIGGEST MUSIC PROMOTERS IN THE WORLD" is actually trying to beg/borrow/steal some glory from it's more famous and credivble namesake: Paramount Pictures and/or Paramount Music.
It's infact Paramount Pictures and Paramount Music that are famous all over the world.
The guys who sent you the letter claim on their website that they are in no way affiliated to Paramount Pictures or Paramount Music.
You got a letter from *gasp* PARAMOUNT SONG GROUPS, NASHVILLE!!
Yippity-doo-da, I might die of joy!
How naive are you? I used to get by the dozen letters inviting me to join this or that "literary anthology for great writers'. I even got an invite once to join the "Who's Who of Wirters'.
Guess that makes me like Oscar Wilde or Emily Bronte or someone, huh?
Come on man, grow up. Learn to see a scam when you're shown one.
You are sick and dumb by the way.
You live in crapy Middle east and your thinking and attitude is just perfect for that sickening envoirnment.
PARAMOUNT GROUP IS A SEPARATE ORGANIZATION.
I know that and everyone who is in the music industry knows the importance of Paramount group.
WHY R U SO JEALOUS FOR?????????
Paramount music is a publishing company while Paramount group is a platform for the new coming artists to promote their work.
COULD YOU NEGATE THE IMPORTANCE OF BIRTISH ISLE POET, It is most famous anthology in UK????
HONESTLY YOU R THE MOST SICKENING PERSON I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS.
Paramount group produces one of the best singles of COUNTRY MUSIC SUNG BY TIM McGRAW.(I think in crapy dubai they do play TIM McGraw.)
song title is DON'T TAKE THE GIRL.
TIM McGRAW is the most prolific country artist in the world and he works with paramount group (a fake organization according to you)
I wonder how stupid TIM McGRaw is he doesnt know that he works with scammers.
hahhahhaha
TIM McGRAW is the most prolific country artist in the world ?!!!
I rest my case.
And again, you are confusing PARAMOUNT MUSIC with this shitty little operation called PARAMOUNT GROUP.
But hey, whatever rocks your boat ....
yeah I know, according to you ALLAN FAQEER(late) is the most prolific country artist of the world.
YOU HAVE GOT TREASURE OF INFORMATION, I am telling you, you are simply great, arent ya??
Being a pakistani you should be proud of ALLAN FAQEER, after all he was a pakistani national..................
TODAYS HEADLINE: ALLAN FAQEER HAS BEEN INDUCTED INTO COUNTRY"S HALL OF FAME POSTHUMOUSLY.
THANKS TO CHIC-CHI-CHICK(dubai) who made this induction possible.
SOURCE: DAILY DUBAI CRAP.
Have you forgotten how this arguement started? I do NOT consider myself Pakistani, thankyouverymuch.
yeah i know REFUGEES got no country.
r u getting proper treatment in your refugee camp.
if dont just write to UN
Very intelligent arguements Farhan. Resorting to insults is the only thing you can do, eh?
OMG, u know what? I wrote that msg 9 years ago about small wonder!!!! Hahah i was an idiot back then and oh my grammer?! no wonder i got a B in english a year later!!! Who could have thought that just a random comment by a stupid old 15 year old would be traced like that!
Thats so embarassing!!!
Anyway Thanks for the memories dear :)
PS. i still use that email address and ID ;)
Rizwan
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