Work Hazard #003

Ever been to a meeting that was called in order to organize a larger meeting next week? LOL

I hadn't until I joined this BIG company I work for now. For all the perks you get working in a BIG company, you sure get to know the little idiosyncracies and eccentrities that come alongside.

Take today for instance.

I received this mailer sent out by the HR Department:

Dear All,

We have received the employee satisfaction survey results from Surveying Company and the participation of the employees came down to 60%; in other words, 2 out 5 did not participate in the survey. It is a serious concern to the Management and we wish to know the reasons that employees have not participated in the survey.

The employee satisfaction survey provides your views on personal satisfaction with Big Company on various performances attributes. Therefore, for those of you who did not complete the survey please take few minutes to complete the attached form and return it to HR to assist us in understanding why the participation rate was low.

Regards,
HR

Ahem.

If people didn't bother to respond to the actual survey, what are the chances they will respond to a survey as to why they didn't respond the the survey?

Durrrrrrrrr.

ROFLMAO.