Random conversation snippet:

Abbas: dude that chick in your pic is hot. who is it?

BPC: it's your sister's 8th grade best friend (ie. ME!!)

Abbas: damn it. i shouldnt have water bombed her then!

BPC: wet paper towels it was dear boy. and yes, you shouldn't have

Abbas: oh well whats happenned has happened. must forget the past. when we meet again, you'll notice how i've perfected my methods and have switched to tarpine coated rocks. theyre more effective with girls!

You gotta love them big brothers of best friends! :)