TAGGED! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

I got tagged by Kirna AND by JonyBr for this one, so I will do it twice: (Alright alright, I 'll do it twice because I have nothing else to do in the office)

What you do in this one is go to Google and type "(your name) needs" in the search bar. Voila!

Here's what Google thinks BPC needs:

BPC needs to share more information with the departments,
BPC needs to invite personnel from the various departments
BPC needs to build on and develop the valuable work it has undertaken
BPC needs to be expanded in order to handle the volume of work
BPC needs to consider alternative methods of collection
BPC needs to hire a festivity marshal
BPC needs to decide what issues to address this year
BPC needs to consider ways to take the “grunt-work”
BPC needs to continue to promote a positive relationship
BPC needs to be proactive to prepare and put into operation a contingency plan
BPC needs to be able to track the entire supply chain.
BPC needs to operate on a robust business basis,
BPC needs to hold £10m public liability insurance
BPC needs to address the Ground Rent in some way
BPC needs reps to apply to the appeals and review board.

My Favorite:
BPC needs to be completed by end 2004.

Well, that means I should have been completed about a year ago? I think THAT plan went down the drain. I evolve every hour on the hour ...

Oh, and lastly,
BPC needs only 1,432 additional votes

Wow. This stuff makes BPC sound like a 55-year-old boring office exectuive with a really boring job, a potbelly and a baldspot who watches FOX on a ragged armchair on weekends.

Luckily, I get to do it again with ANOTHER name. Turns out that 'Ujala needs' NOTHING, so it had to be this:

The ‘khairati ones:
Jo needs Your Help
Jo needs in good time—a special wheelchair and hospital bed
Jo needs help with dressing and washing and other personal care
Jo needs a heart and lung transplant
JO NEEDS SURGERY - CAN YOU HELP?

The ‘alright, if you say so …’ ones:
Jo needs (her) head read
Jo Needs A New Car Jo needs to present a coat of arms
Jo needs to understand that Leo wanted one thing and he got it.
Jo needs to complete the mission as normal
Jo needs that Saturday morning is a trip to a crime scene

The ‘Yeah baby!’ ones:
Jo needs a 17" PowerBook
Jo needs to get ready to photograph in Haiti
Jo needs someone to watch (her) dance
Jo needs some TLC
Jo needs to be brought back to play for a larger crowd at next years' Americanarama
Festival
Jo needs to drink very heavily and to be viciously irresponsible in terms of the mundane realities
Jo needs a wank from a kick ass boy

The ‘self improvement’ ones:
Jo needs a new clutch.
Jo needs to make decisions quickly
Jo Needs 2b Funky
Jo needs to work in identifying her tendencies

The ‘matter of fact’ ones:
Jo needs no introduction
Everything Jo needs is located in her subconscious library
Jo needs her father
Jo's needs--artistic, social, and sexual

MY FAVORITE:
Jo needs to search no longer as the lucky lady has truly found her Mr Right

Oh, oh, and Jo Needs A Life because she gets way too much joy out of getting tagged. In any case, turns out 'Jo' is a lost mroe fun than 'BPC'. What good is that BakPak?! Go figure!

And don't forget: Jo needs to hear from You!

I tag Hinamommy and Arfiman.