Crisis-Filled Day

BPC has a crisis-filled day at work:

1. Deadline for reworking 45-page MAJOR report was yesterday. Boss Lady agreed to move it to today 2 pm in light of the report being too shabbily written by original writers. It is now 3:40. Status of report? Waaaaaay from being done. BPC is not leaving the office anytime today.

2. Close relative of BigBigBig Boss passes away and BPC must write official condolence letter. We all know she is total crap at stuff like this.

3. Boss Lady is put in compromising situation due to BPC's lack of leadership skills. :(

4. BPC takes tough call on people who expect you to review and approvean 8-page document in seven minutes .... something you wouldn't be able to do even if you had NO work, let alone the mountains that you have in the Real World. Due to which:

5. BPC is forced to write a stinker to several people reminding them of company policies and that "working in a structured manner ensures that all parties are able to perform within designated deadlines, up to the desired quality level and with the least possible undue stress". (On which Boss Lady congratulates BPC. Yay!)

6. Media crisis! Sneaky reporter gets hold of Crazy headquarters' Sales Manager at networking event and twists casual chat into an unflattering 'scoop'. Bloody reporeters.

7. BPC hasn't had a single minute to google or souq since the start of the workday and only now at 3:47 is she taking out a few minutes to blog and bitch and have a bite of Kushary courtesy one of the local gals at Crazy Headquarters.

8. BPC totally overlooked a notice informing People of water outage and now People might be standing in the loos washing their hands with air. Not if BPC acts NOW!

*whew*

And that is just the kind of day BPC loves. The kind where you come in the office and the day is like a whirlwind and before you know it, it's 4:30 and you wonder where the day hasgone. better yet, BPC loves it when it's a whirlwind of a week and it seems it was the weekend just yesterday AND TODAY'S A WEEKEND AGAIN!

YAAAAAAY!!!!